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Math Jokes
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
Q: Why do
mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on
taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
That
math prof's marriage is falling apart!"
"No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"
Source:
http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html
Science Jokes
OLD ASTRONAUTS
never die, they just go to another world
OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay
OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherent
OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up
OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line
OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction
OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -
- of maximum entropy
Source:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/2_9.html#subindex
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