Laughter, the Best Medicine
(Sept 08-12, 2008)
(It Energizes your Immune System!)

A homework assignment

A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment. The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting.

His classmate calms him down: "Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you: I'll be changing the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and so on."
Not quite convinced, but eager to be left alone, the student hands his completed assignment to the classmate for copying.
After the deadline, the student asks: "Did you really change the names of all the variables?"

"Sure!" the classmate replies. "When you called a function f, I called it g; when you called a variable x, I renamed it to y; and when you were writing about the log of x+1, I called it the timber of x+1..."


Source: http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Marie Curie:  She was radiating with enthusiasm as she crossed the road.
It didn’t. The rotation of the earth made it appear to cross.

William J. Broad: "The crux is that the vast majority of the poultry in the universe seems to be missing."

Source: http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes