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    • CommentAuthorvoka
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2012
     
    Well....you guys really do know how to make up your own funny stories...well check this one out....
    There were two pretty young women walking down the road one morning....
    They were both, plus they always get horny when they see a big, strong guy coming by....
    then, just this morning....something exciting just happen...
    there was this guy who came past by....and he was so sad....one of the young ladies come right at him and ask, "Sir, I can't stop but noticing you being so sad and all that. Would you mind sharing with your problem so that I may be of assistance?" then the guy just looked and say,"I wish I would have a girl right now, cus i can't stop my feelings from having sex right now."then the girl say,"Well, today is your lucky day, cus I'm also into a deep, cocky sex right now,too. Would it be ok if I can help you with your problem?"the guy just smiled and say." Well, why you just say so, let's do it then, bitch!"
    • CommentAuthorsweety pie
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2012
     
    funny story ma first time to read dat story
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      CommentAuthormarky
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2012
     
    this aint fun at all..its just horny..
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      CommentAuthort-tong
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2012
     
    i sehse ma noumw character kan me inangih de kowe me mehkilahr ahmw men kus pwek ahpw sohte kak..poakehla....mie ahi sidakin pwa mwahnakapw..ihte e pilen pwe i apwete nek volleyball..lol
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      CommentAuthorsinsohn
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2012
     
    wow lame.........a story tells the secrets and desires of the writer!
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      CommentAuthorfelilind
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2012 edited
     
    none!!
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      CommentAuthorkillerbee
    • CommentTimeNov 7th 2012
     
    than the got it on and on till they both got horny and died in their sex mode...............
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      CommentAuthorkillerbee
    • CommentTimeNov 7th 2012
     
    whos with me
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      CommentAuthorkillerbee
    • CommentTimeNov 7th 2012
     
    The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have sex as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
    • CommentAuthorxena
    • CommentTimeNov 7th 2012
     
    ewwwww...disgusting!!!so not funny...so not cool......
    • CommentAuthorlover
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2013
     
    i dont belief in any of the story,those are made of story,,,,,,,,,,,,i only want u to know that we are all god children he love us
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      CommentAuthormarky
    • CommentTimeNov 29th 2013
     
    yes we do..
    • CommentAuthorlover
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2013
     
    t-tong ke player?/
    • CommentAuthorQuazii
    • CommentTimeFeb 19th 2014
     
    ok I got one joke,

    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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      CommentAuthormarky
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2014
     
    LOL....that is so funny...
    • CommentAuthorbrenpanu
    • CommentTimeMar 10th 2014
     
    u guys are so funny
    • CommentAuthorlover
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2015
     
    theres a lady in river widout the under wear wd de children ,,,they saw de mother vagina and ask wads dat mom?? she reply tawasi...one day de children play in de room and caught the maid was feeding their dad wd her vagina ...dey ran to the mother and said mom papa were using ur tawasi...
    • CommentAuthorTempting
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2015
     
    That is not a Topic you should be discussing in this Forum. Guys grow up